Niklas, being a good big brother, helps Zoe burp after a feeding. Also, he finds burps hilarious.

"I suspect you." - Zoe

After Zoe hit me with her patented elbow drop from the top rope, she pinned me for the easy win.

Is Zoe excited about her Christening dress? Let's ask the magic eight ball.

2010-07-11:So, in between bouts of yelling and pooping, Zoe has been lying around looking good. With his years of pratice, Niklas is able to look good even while doing those things. No, not just the yelling. Let's move on. For any pictures you want to print, just right click on them and select "save target as".

Walking on water isn't good enough for Niklas, hence the sprinting.

Niklas finds the giant spitting statue to be the funniest thing ever.

Here's Niklas about to stomp on some tourists who apparently come from Laying-on-the-ground-in-high-traffic-pedestrian-areas-is-a-fine-idea-ville.

I'm pretty sure that this is the inevitable conclusion of the above.

Niklas and Andrya discus the finer points of the slide.

Does this picture foreshadow me getting kicked in the face? Yes. Yes it does.

Here are some good looking people. Also, me.

To get the full experience of this picture, try making a combination goat/predator sound.

Behold! The cutest picture of Zoe to date!

This is called Still Life With Zoe, Rainbow Hat and Airplane. I not particularly imaginative.

Out.

2010-07-07:Children! I have two of them now. Here are some pictures of them. The one runs around a lot more than the other one. For any pictures you want to print, just right click on them and select "save target as".

Niklas is a fan of the blue Gatorade. For a flavor that has no basis whatsover in nature, blue is pretty solid.

Here's the crazy face as conjured by Cocoa Pebbles.

Niklas's ability to tell you what to do is no longer dependent upon his ability to speak.

Here are Niklas and Josh having fun at speeds greater than my camera can handle.

Important things that I am teaching my son: it is important to be able to wear black no matter how hot the sun is.

Niklas gives a toy truck a ride on a swing for some reason.

Niklas laughs at this guy.

This is Niklas right after he discovered that he could take a picture of himself with my phone. I have about fifty pictures like this now.

Looking good, Dr. Lounge.

Here's Niklas conjuring some bubbles with his hands as far as you know.

Niklas is dressed quite appropriately for a trip to this playground.

Here are Niklas and Andrya going out for a walk, presumably with Zoe. Me too, I guess, but you can only really see Niklas and Andrya.

Cameral duel!

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

I've employed Niklas as a sort of bomb sniffing dog, but for diapers. Also, he likes to pretend he's a cat, not a dog.

I'd like to think that I could get at least half of my children to look good in any picture. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

He loves this now, but when I make him take his sister out with him in fourteen years or so, I'm sure they'll be complaints.

Mugshot Niklas did a great job of helping with Zoe's first bath.

This is what passes for an action shot of Zoe.

Here's Zoe sleeping off a long day of rocking and/or rolling.

It works out better for me when Zoe sleeps on my chest than when Niklas does. It's not a weight issue so much as it is which one of them is more likely to knee me in parts I would rather not have introduced to a knee.

Zoe has traded up.

Hello, ladies.

Here's Zoe looking good, if incredibly irritated, in stripes.

Here's Zoe sleeping whist out on a walk.

Here she is sleeping whilst at the doctor's.

She's kind of awake here.

Here, not so much.